My name is Alina, I'm from Russia and all I care about is Rock n Roll also butts!

"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via kittiecunt)

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
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xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie, via minutestometeora)

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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(via lulz-time)

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Smacking kids and why it is not okay →

brodieroset:

"When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her…

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via beautiful-hallucination)

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elemeno-pee:


Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

(Source: mattsgifs, via moonwalksaway)

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How do I begin to explain David Luiz?

(Source: dvdlz)

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11 hours ago

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: alexbam2006, via itsraininbritishmen)

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aishlingpark:

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

What Linkin Park does live when they mash up like a dozen different songs into a three minute medley.

(via howthetruthgetsintheway)

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sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

fozmeadows:

"Welcome to Supernatural, the straightest of straight shows with absolutely no homoerotic subtext whatsoev- "

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"Well, I mean, maybe that’s just coincid-"

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this is the fourth time ive reblogged this today and i have no regrets

(via itsraininbritishmen)

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fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

(via itsraininbritishmen)

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kittens-jaw asked: You can't blame me on thing on Putin so much. I'm polish and the history has left a mark on me.


Answer:

What are you saying exactly

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12 hours ago
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